Think watching enough episodes of The Walking Dead is sufficient to keep zombies at bay? Think again. A wire-wrapped baseball bat can only get you so far. It’s always best to be a few steps ahead of the curve when it comes to anything of an undead variety. Even if they’re the kind that are stereotypically portrayed as sluggish. Here are a few ways to keep your brains firmly attached within your skull, in the event of a zombie apocalypse*.
1) Prepare A ‘Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit’
The most prudent thing is to prepare for any disaster. If you’re already swept up in the horrors of a zombie apocalypse, it’s a little too late for that. You don’t want to be scrambling for solutions when the zombie who was once your postman is slamming his gnarled hands on your door requesting for “Brains!”, do you?
Of course not.
Which is why preparation is key, and this begins with research. First up, we suggest reading through this guide, which states potential situations that may arise when zombies come a-calling. Yes, that’s an actual document prepared by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in The United States of America — so it’s no joke.
2) Get Covered
The most full-proof way to protect yourself against the forces of evil? It may not have even crossed your mind while you were busy thinking of purchasing crossbows or putting up an electric fence. Or you know, stocking up on Maggi Mee. This won’t even cost you all that much. All you need is the right term life insurance policy. And thankfully, we at PolicyStreet know just the one for you.
You may be balking at the thought of leaving your life in the hands of an insurance company when there are zombies afoot, but hear us out! First off, we assure you that none of us at PolicyStreet are zombies, nor do we intend to be. In the event that a zombie apocalypse occurs and we are in the line of fire, we want to make sure that your needs are met. Which is why we suggest you take action now.
The policy that’s most suitable in this case would be the Manulife ManuProtect term life policy. It is the cheapest form of Term Life Insurance in Malaysia. Signing up for the Manulife policy will guarantee a pay-out of RM50,000 – RM600,000 in the event of death and total permanent disability from both natural and accidental causes. Find out more about how PolicyStreet can help you out by visiting our page.
3) Protect Your Loved Ones
Yes, you will indirectly be protecting your loved ones by signing yourself up for the term life policy. However, it would also be sensible to get them to sign up as well. After all, you never know who the zombie clan is going to go after. If one of your loved ones ends up joining the undead party and they aren’t sufficiently covered — you’ll be the one running for your life.
Time is of the essence, and life insurance is best suited for young adult applicants, so sign up your family members now! Although there are only individual policies available, with rates as low as RM5 per month, do you really need to think twice? Trust us, we’ve got your back. The policy also covers you worldwide, so it doesn’t matter where you are when zombies attack – you’ll be safe.
4) Know Thy Enemies
You know what else will happen if there’s a zombie apocalypse? Other parties trying to cash in on the disaster. It’s bound to happen, but if you’re aware of the risks and know exactly what to expect, then you’re already in a better position to protect yourself. Brace yourself for other ghouls in sheep’s clothing trying to trick you into thinking that they have your best interests at heart. They will attempt to use your fears to their advantage, but don’t fall into that trap.
There are other ways to guard yourself that don’t involve deals with the devil. With us, we promise what you see is what you get, and you will be given all the information necessary. We can’t speak for others, but we can guarantee that on our part, we will always be transparent and honest with you from the get-go.
5) Sit Back and Relax
Congratulations, you’ve passed all the levels necessary to defeat the big bad zombie fest, and you didn’t even have to leave your house. Yes, in case we forgot to mention it earlier, you can sign up for our policies online, just head to our website and fill up the form. There is also no need for any medical check-ups, as you will just need to truthfully answer some questions online.
Looks like defeating zombies isn’t too difficult after all. We just need to work together, and all will be well. Now that all that’s been settled, anyone up for a zombie dance-off?
*Whether taken figuratively or not, it is always best to prepare for the worst. We at PolicyStreet want to ensure you have the best options available for Term Life Insurance, at the cheapest cost possible. With this policy available online, we hope more Malaysians will recognize the importance of Term Life coverage, not only to protect themselves in the event of a death or permanent disability, but their loved ones too.
There’s no time to waste, so take action NOW. Protect yourself by visiting our website or consulting us on our Facebook Page. We’ll be happy to be part of your personal zombie annihilation program.
